{"product_id":"bovine-abduction-tin-cardholder-wallet","title":"Bovine Abduction Tin Cardholder Wallet","description":"An antique landscape painting interrupted by a flying saucer and one very confused cow. Surreal, slightly cursed, perfectly suited for the chronically online.\n\nThe cow is having a moment.\n\nThe tin is made with slim stainless steel construction, featuring a cigarette-case silhouette. It has a one-handed push-button closure and side clasps to hold your cards securely in place, making it compact and pocket-friendly (3.94in by 2.36in). The glossy epoxy resin coating makes it wear- and dent-resistant. \n\nIt holds 6–8 cards plus folded cash, your ID, or a parking ticket—whatever essentials you carry, but without the bulk. Manufactured for the chronically online, conspiracy-curious, or anyone who appreciates a whimsical cow design.","brand":"Nine Lives","offers":[{"title":"Bovine Abduction","offer_id":58806423224645,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0984\/2992\/7749\/files\/hf_20260808_181349_c8cc0281-5279-415e-a2f8-8d4edaabef2f.png?v=1786213884","url":"https:\/\/keelsonwear.com\/products\/bovine-abduction-tin-cardholder-wallet","provider":"KEELSON","version":"1.0","type":"link"}